What I learnt today
Here are some of the more interesting remarks that I came across today.
1. "Be Brave."
Can be used in almost any situation. Battles, baths, ...you name it. The possibilities are limitless.
2. "Stop touching yourself, Bitch!"
Adding the word Punjabi before bitch is optional.
3. "You sicksadisticbastard."
No, my space-bar isn't out of order. That's the way you're supposed to say it.
Man!! This is why I go to IIT.
And while I'm at it, I also learnt what Punjabi women say to their husbands the morning after their wedding, and what a parthian shot is.
So you see, my days are not as wasteful as they seem to be.
1. "Be Brave."
Can be used in almost any situation. Battles, baths, ...you name it. The possibilities are limitless.
2. "Stop touching yourself, Bitch!"
Adding the word Punjabi before bitch is optional.
3. "You sicksadisticbastard."
No, my space-bar isn't out of order. That's the way you're supposed to say it.
Man!! This is why I go to IIT.
And while I'm at it, I also learnt what Punjabi women say to their husbands the morning after their wedding, and what a parthian shot is.
So you see, my days are not as wasteful as they seem to be.
posted by Manu Saxena at 7:00:00 pm
9 comments
9 Comments:
That bitch, Rohan Trivedi!
Just wait till I get my (clean) hands on him tomorrow.
I have developed immense liking for this word - Bitch. Most interesting, must say. I think I will change my yearly resolution or something. I am sure you remember it. Now on, instead of replacing every abuse in the vernacular with kukkurmutta, I shall use this rather amazing word.
So, what do you think of it, Bitch?
you are indeed right wowbagger...has a certain 'ring' to it.
And it goes very well with almost all situations and can be used instead of almost all abuses...
of course as manu said...add whatever 'prefixes' aka punjabi, bengali, etc you want...
Mr. Bagger, control yourself. I have heard that you have gone on a cyber-rampage of sorts, posting comments with 'Bitch' in them all over the place.
Such over-indulgence is not healthy.
My Blog STILL has not been linked to yours.
Gasp.
Manu, either you do it, or give me an excellent reason for not doing it.
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This is the third time I'm reading this and I still can't help myself from chuckling out loud. (Thankfully its down to a chuckle, it started with a gregarious laugh in CSC which resulted in a lot of unkind stares.)
Thanks Rohan. Glad you liked it.
Manav, I'll do so toute-de-suite.
somewhere a marilyn monroe is chortling into her cleavage!
nah... that doesn't go here, thats meant for 'classy' humour... This post deserves a yuk ,yuk!
hehe!
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