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I just saw two lizards mating on a lecture-theatre wall.
It was absolutely disgusting.
It was, in fact, the second most disgusting thing I have ever seen in my life.
I also just finished my PHP 100 lab-test.
I, not very surprisingly, got completely screwed in it.
Co-incidentally, it was too, I firmly believe, the second worst test I have ever taken in my life.
To find out what I think is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen in my life, or to know more about the worst test I have taken as yet, leave comments asking me about them.
Preferably separate ones.
It was absolutely disgusting.
It was, in fact, the second most disgusting thing I have ever seen in my life.
I also just finished my PHP 100 lab-test.
I, not very surprisingly, got completely screwed in it.
Co-incidentally, it was too, I firmly believe, the second worst test I have ever taken in my life.
To find out what I think is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen in my life, or to know more about the worst test I have taken as yet, leave comments asking me about them.
Preferably separate ones.
posted by Manu Saxena at 7:04:00 am
25 comments
25 Comments:
Yuck ! You saw two lizards mating, and chose to tell people about it !
Yuch ! Pthew ... Pthew !
ok, so u want us to ask.
i ask, now say..
and about the lizard, count urself lucky u r not hosteler..
u would have to bear the most disgusting sight of mating pigeons too!!!
I ask, what can be more disgusting?
first of all yuck ..........
and second of all , mate it is not fault that u saw them mating , for them (the lizards) u just happened to be at the wrong place (the wall) at the wrong time , that all i hv gotta say about that.
another thing ,there is nothing in this god made earth that is more disgusting than giving lab tests , and getting screwed in them ( tell me something new ) and see all ur semester ' s work go down the drain
about ur worst test , let me guess , the mel 110 major ( well for me it definetely was the worst one )
Aidoneus, you seem to feel exactly what I felt when I saw the lizards at it.
My exact thoughts went someting like this.
What is that yellowish-green writhing leathery mass on the wall?
Oh my God!! It's a lizard. But why is it moving so much?
No it is not. It is, in fact, two entangled lizards trying to free themselves of each other.
No, no, no, no, no. They're (yuck) mating.
Yuck! Pthew ... Pthew.
(In fact, so disgusted was I with the sight, that I did not even think twice before using the ellipsis incorrectly.)
All those who want to know more about the most disgusting thing I have ever seen in my life and about my worst test yet, I'm not telling you right now. Just ask me some more.
All those who think that seeing lizards mating is not disgusting can go stick their heads in a pig.
Surprisingly, nobody has asked me what a CST is as yet.
i shall not ask you any of the questions you want to be asked. i shall however, ask you another question. Have you read Five point someone by Chetan Bhagat?
Someone's greedy for comments!
Yes, I have.
And yes, I am.
Five Point Someone.
Truck load of shit - in my opinion
I thought everybody, like me, liked five point someone. I really think it's a good book.
I, being manu's friend 4 quite some time now, believe that i know what could be more disgusting. Believe me u wouldn't want to know. Our friends ( mine n manu's ), Mridul n Upayan have a fair enough clue to that. Or else this is a complete hoax by MMS, who just wants u guys to keep guessing what cud b more disgusting.
if we r on the topic of 5 pt someone, it's a good book if read by a non-iitian or read from a non-iitd pt of view. if u r an iitian or u know about iit, it's piece of shit or a big load of '''disgusting''' dung. by the way manu, nice way to get in lots ofcomments from all ur viewers....!!!!~~~~~ (* Reminds me of csl 102 *)
Even if you are not from IIT, the book is plain trash replete with grammatical errors, among the absence of a sensible plot.
For a change, I completely agree with Aidoneus.
me too!
The book, besides being, as somebody with a very happy gift of expression has pointed out here, a truck-load of shit, is also, I think, the second-worst piece of literature (if it can be called that) that I have come across.
The first was a review of it published in Contact-2005.
And very surprisingly, people persist in not asking me what a CST is.
baap re.. never saw any one writing in blog abt lizards mating .. :-o
Now you have.
someone plssssssssss ask Manu the questions he wants to be asked before telling? :P
hey manu, at least lizards dont make the awful noise cats do while mating....and im sorry for not punctuating properly...so dont nail me on that. and im still chaperoning!
CST in a world that has a lot of IITians means Client Service Team.
Smita, I've never really seen cats mating so I wouldn't know for sure, but I would be inclined to disagree with you, for the simple reason that cats, as simple non-mating animals, are conventionally held to be a lot less disgusting that lizards. By simple logical extrapolation of the above given fact, I would tend to conclude that in mating, as in life, lizards would be considered more disgusting by most people.
TT, in my world, it stands for Comment Seeking Tactics, a now wonderfully successful venture.
Saira, you are not to believe anything you have not been asked to believe. I just posted another entry. My longish absence is, contrary to appearances, not a result of me not being asked the pertinent questions. It is simply a result of what we at IITD call Major Tests.
As for the questions, they shall now remain unasked, and therefore, unanswered.
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